Funny Things My Kids Say

12/12/10

SO AFTER A LONG DRAWN OUT FIGHT WITH NICHOLAS I SAY "I LOVE YOU AND YOUR A GOOD BOY" HE WHISPERS BACK "I KNOW"

Nicholas singing Jolly Old Saint Nicholas 

"Christmas is coming soon now you old bearded man tell me what your bringing me, what do you say?"

Jack call Banana's "Big Mana's"

12/10/10

Nicholas "when I get five I want to climb a volcano with a hole and fire and then I when it a splodes I will run away from it"

Nicholas calls the Movie Polar Express "Pork Et Press"

12/9/10

Nicholas is mad that Jack is wearing the same OSU shirt he is wearing "jack isn't even a ohio state basketball player"

Nicholas: "are you texting?" Me: "no im checking the weather" Nicholas: "oh yep its going to be 50 pounds" .......I have no idea what that is supposed to mean.

12/8/10

I asked the boys if they had a good day today. Jack said "not yet". Nicholas said "I was a little crunchy (cranky) in the morning but I did better in the afternoon"

Nicholas: "mommy look at the stockings" Jack: "mommy look at the crackhead (nutcracker)"

First thing the boys said this morning. Jack- mommy I need a kiss. Nicholas-if someone throws a toy at my face I will tell someone.

12/7/10

Nicholas just asked for a snack and I told him it was too late, his response: "im just going to leave this house and go to a house where I can eat snacks" I told him to have fun and becareful. His response "not now! When im five. I can do whatever I want when im five."

12/5/10

nicholas: "in the winter, Jesus is a baby"

Me singing: "mary had a baby" Nicholas: "mary didn't have a baby, mary had a little lamb"

NIcholas: "There are two Santa Clauses. One has a long curly beard and the other has a short old man beard"