Funny things my kids say II

12/15/2010

Nicholas Singing Jingle Bell Rock  "miss toe-toe hung where you see" 

While i'm browsing facebook and Nicholas points to a picture of Elisabeth Rauf and says "mom is that your friend lizbeth, she looks familiar?".....the boy is three and he talks like a little man.

Nicholas while he is looking through catalogs for Christmas presents: "mommy, I accidently circled a bad guy game in my toy book, can you tell Santa Clause I didn't mean it?"

12/16/2010

First thing jack said today: "Christmas isn't here yet, just Christmas time"

12/18/2010

Nicholas Singing Felize Navidad: "Please Yummy Yum"

Nick's Aunts walk into the Nanna's house with their two dogs that are like their children. Jack takes one look at the two dogs and says in his loudest voice. " I really don't like dogs" then he walks away.

While at Nanna's house Jack wouldn't put his socks, shoes or coat on. I told him I was going to text message Santa (and then put a post on Facebook) that seemed to do the trick because after I told him I had text Santa he immediately put his stuff on to go.

Nicholas' version of Little Miss Muffit: "little miss muffin sat on her tuffin eating her birds away. Along came a spider and sat in some cider. Scared that muffin away" .....I just wonder what he is picturing while he says this.

12/19/2010

While driving to church Jack starts telling me to drive faster. Im in the passenger seat.

Nicholas ad Jack having a conversation about their upcoming birthdays (in 4 and 5 months)

Nicholas: after I was 2 I was a teenager then I turned 3. Ya see? That's how it goes.
Jack: I don't think so.

Standing in the check out at Kroger's Nicholas notices that the cashier has a long ponytail down to his butt. He says in his loudest whisper voice (which isn't a whisper at all) "I thought he was a girl because of his hair but his beard would make him a boy" thinks for a second and says "yep he is a boy with long girl hair"